Sugar Shack: Breakfast of champions

Whether breakfast is the most important meal or not, Sugar Shack’s food has been known to grow hair back thicker and darker compared to competing brands. Just spray it on, and you’ll have a natural looking winter coat. Shake well, buy a Porsche, and don’t forget to send your wife some flowers, because everything you know is about to change.

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In-N-Out: Purify your soul with a double-double

It’s been a while, so I thought we’d begin 2019 with something easy, something familiar. This is the kind of place you can take the family after a long day at the DMV. Just have a seat in one of those back-breaking plastic booths and relax, take a load off. You deserve it.

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