Get the Burger: Big Bear’s best burger

I was up in the attic of my parents house when my friend Larry broke an old picture frame that contained a map inscribed with mysterious Spanish riddles. What kind of map? Not Google or Bing; a treasure map, the kind that has singed edges and a large X. Blueprints, no doubt, for a brighter future.

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Sidecar Doughnuts: Does a body good

Before you flail to your doom in financial quicksand, drop the arugula salad and listen up: Despite what big tobacco wants you to think, you don’t get big and strong by chugging old vitamins and paying your taxes. The only way to build the same leathery pecs as Ric Flair, you must live your life according to the code established by Oscar winning actor Guy Fieri: Stuff your face with as many donuts as possible.

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Sugar Shack: Breakfast of champions

Whether breakfast is the most important meal or not, Sugar Shack’s food has been known to grow hair back thicker and darker compared to competing brands. Just spray it on, and you’ll have a natural looking winter coat. Shake well, buy a Porsche, and don’t forget to send your wife some flowers, because everything you know is about to change.

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